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French Country Market

Monday, 16 May 2016




http://www.frenchcountrymarket.com.au/
Having been a Francophile for ages, I just had to go to the French Country Market up here on the Central Coast on the weekend – our local Alliance Francaise had a stand there manned by my good friend Nathalie, a native French speaker from Monaco and many other parts of the globe. The Alliance runs French classes at all levels and meets once a month at Erina Leagues Club.
So many gorgeous things – from elegant furniture to retro clothes to homewares to kids’ toys – the market had it all!  It was a gorgeous sunshiny day as well – delicious smells of croissants, raclette and coffee - I bought a gorgeous little tea set – it will get a good workout when our Ladies French conversation group meets again…
- I’ll be back in November (it’s only on twice a year, unfortunately!)
Here are some pics…





 

Episode 1 - Cafe Soleil

Sunday, 15 May 2016

CafĂ© Soleil 

At this hour it all looks very calm and peaceful.  A killer yellow sun is just coming up over the water, casting its spell on the lazy waves, that glow white as they sidle onto shore.   The sun rises and slowly illuminates the buildings - the swish low rise apartments have softer contours in the morning.   The beach and walkways look pristine since the mechanical street sweepers - giant tarantulas - have been swaying back and forth for hours, plucking up all the debris and tucking it all inside their great whirring bodies. For hours the bakery has had its light on and cinnamon, apple and yeasty smells seep from under its as yet closed doors. 

A dairy truck lumbers up, and its driver pulls a trolley from the rear end, and starts loading it impossibly high with milk, pushing it on to the footpath up to the supermarket, where he rolls it inside.

Across the street, portly Darryl, beads of perspiration already forming on his upper lip, wrestles piles of chairs onto the footpath, setting each one down in its place and placing menus on the tables, ready to entice the first joggers, gym junkies and personal trainers with skim soy lattes and egg white omelettes followed by mineral water chasers. 

The car park fills up with four wheel drives and sports cars as the buff trainers wait, after lugging their equipment along the beach effortlessly.  Bright red boxing gloves, pads, witches hats, balls, rope and chains put Darryl in mind of a medieval torture chamber.  For the relentlessly cheerful early risers it's the highlight of their day.

Rosie, the part-time waitress he’s recently hired hasn’t arrived yet, so he’s busy taking orders, keeping an anxious eye out for her.  He’s not used to being front of house, and would rather be in the kitchen plating up or washing dishes, anything but dealing with the public.  Mark was the people person – he felt comfortable wherever he went. A chuckling baby, gregarious teenager and now in a persistent vegetative state, they called it.

“Can I take your order?” 
The trim young brunette checking her mobile phone barely glances up as she replies.
“Soy Skim Latte.”
“Anything else?”
“No, that’s fine.”
He wondered why young people had to be so rude.  Where were their manners?  On their iPhone – that’s why they called it an iPhone, it was always I I I -  iPad, iPod I this, I that…in Darryl’s day it was not done to big note yourself.   You didn’t post selfies.  You waited until you could get your roll of film from your holidays processed and some of them would be grainy and out of focus, but that was half the fun.

He moved past a few more tables to an unremarkable middle-aged woman sitting on her own, except for a very friendly beagle tethered to the table.  He must remember to put out more doggy water bowls.
“Can I get you anything?”
She flashed him a smile. She seemed to light up from inside.  It was very attractive.
“Yes, what do you recommend?”
“Cute dog.”  Darryl ventured a pat.
“It’s alright” she smiled. “He loves people. In fact, he’d probably go home with you.”
“I’d have to get in a supply of dog food, then.”  They both laughed.
“The Eggs Benedict are really good.  Or if you’re vegan…”
“That sounds lovely.”

Rosie rushed up, sweating, slinging her bag down.
“Sorry I’m late.  I’ll just…”
“That’s alright.  I’ll take this one. Maybe you could see what those tables over there want.” To the woman he said – “Won’t be long.”

She grinned and he found himself smiling too as he went to the kitchen.

Facebook is a Foreign Country

Wednesday, 11 May 2016

                                                

Facebook is a foreign country – you don’t know any of the locals, you don’t speak the language and you don’t know the customs. Did you remember to pack your sunscreen? Are you wearing the right clothes? Casual or formal? Jeans or Dress? Is there an “after five” option? 

When you first arrive, worn down by years of friends wanting you to come, like it’s a trip to the Maldives or Ibiza or the South of France, you take a look around and wonder what you’ve gotten yourself into. You’ve finally taken the plunge. Did you get on the wrong bus or train or something? Nothing seems familiar. Was that the 5.47 or the 6.30 that you were supposed to be on? Who knows because you can’t read the signs, they’re in a language you’ve never seen – what’s that widget, thingamajig, whatchamacallit?

There’s a bewildering set of rules and regulations and you’re worried that your visa might be revoked if you contravene any of these. It’s heady stuff. Especially for a Facebook Virgin

You decide to dive in anyway. You follow someone new and fascinating but the path is long and rocky and seems to be going nowhere - you don’t know what to do, but then suddenly you discover you can “Unfollow” them – genius! Problem solved!

You’re scared to say too much as you sure as hell don’t want to offend any of the residents. What’s the right way to behave? How much to expose? What to say? Whom to say it to? And if you befriend someone, does that mean you have to contend with their whole tribe? Could you be biting off more than you can chew?

The powers that be want to know all about you, but you don’t know anything about them.

The first hostel you booked has fleas so you have to move to another one. You’re hoping at least that this one will have hot running water and a working shower. Mind you, at these prices, who can complain?

Things seem to be going well, when suddenly you encounter a bump in the road. Someone has commented negatively on something you’ve said. Have you got travel insurance? And what does it cover you for? Full Comprehensive or just Third Party Liability? Hard to tell, because the policy seemed to contain all sorts of intricate clauses and sub-clauses you couldn’t understand when you embarked on this journey. You thought you were doing the right thing and your travel agent assured you all would be well. Did you have your anti-sensitive vaccination?

In most countries there’s usually a period of residence required before you can claim full citizenship, but here, it’s automatic, and that may be a good thing or a bad thing. You’d better make sure it’s what you want before you commit.

Finally, just remember to treat everyone the way you would like to be treated and give way to the right or left, as the case may be, never forgetting that the pen is mightier than the sword!

Just remember what you learned in Kindergarten, play nice, share and don’t swear!